Definitions by JimTim

country lunch 

When you take your significant other for a drive out in the country for car sex or road head over your lunch break. Caution: Be sure to bring along your Road Head Emergency Kit.

I was really in need of sex, so I took my GF out for a country lunch.

country lunch by JimTim July 1, 2015

soulmonger

A wretched human being who dwells in a depressive state in the company of mates.They are known to drain the souls of upbeat beings....

"Jimmys such a soulmonger, he sat in the corner all night sipping a can of fosters".

"I know slip him a Jeffrey, that'll cheer him up".

soulmonger by jimtim February 19, 2014

bantercoot 

A transition of an animal called a bandicoot. A Bantercoot is a person who is an absolute animal at banter.These people can tear down a person's confidence with a single word.

" Jim took an earfull of banter down the pub the other night from the bantercoot!"

"I know, heard hes booked in for counseling sessions now, bless him"

bantercoot by jimtim February 19, 2014

courage wank 

Having a wank in your bedroom and calling out for someone when your near cumming. Games on, finish up before they enter your room.

"My grandma almost caught me having a courage wank the other day man"

"No way dude that's risky shit"

courage wank by jimtim February 19, 2014