Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011

Anti-Cancer

He's a Beast.

Simply Epic.

Person 1 : You seen Anti-Cancer?

Person 2 : Cancer? Haven't seen that beast in a while.

by Anti-Cancer January 2, 2011

Keyboard Cancer

When you spam the suggestions at the top of your phone keyboard.

Bro, Harvey sent me a keyboard cancer message at 4am today: Good morning and happy birthday to you and your family and friends are you and your family are you and your family are so happy to have you in the world of happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness.

by Eggzylofone March 9, 2024

cancer

c toppers

c toppers is cancer

by urmumisleng January 8, 2023

cancer

Another word for geomatry.

cancer has caused him severe brain damage.

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhr March 6, 2024

Cancer

The one thing that could kill TechnoBlade but lost in a tie.

DreamStan:how did your favorite YouTuber die?
SanePerson: The king died in a tie with Cancer.

by PuppyEpic July 13, 2022

bicep cancer

The sort of feeling you get when you are either done wrong by a lightweight (utter loser), in numbskull fashion, rendering them an even bigger lightweight than they already were.

Guy 1: "Man that dude really did Katherine dirty the other day by spilling her egg burger all over the ground!"
Guy 2: "Yeah people like him really give me bicep cancer..."

by Hammer Of Doubt June 29, 2022