Canadian History 

A sex act involving the application of maple syrup via a beer bottle while tied to a set of moose antlers and the use of a hockey stick both as a spanking intstiment and as a inertable sex toy

afterwords you eat bacon and drink a beer

did you hear Paris Hilton performed a Canadian History in her latest sex tape

Canadian History by Mr. Xero February 5, 2010

canadian bacon 

When one inserts their penis into a foreman grill, (the small grills that close like waffle maker) fries it until it resembles canadian bacon, and forces someone into eating it.

Rob: Dude i heard Bob gave Samantha canadian bacon!

Tyler: Man that's nasty why would someone do that to themselves?

canadian bacon by wordswemakewhenskating July 29, 2011

Canadian High 5

A left-handed reach around

I watched a movie called "The Adjuster" and decided that the left-handed reach around should be known as a Canadian High 5.

Canadian High 5 by inglesworth April 11, 2009

Canadian Top Hat

The act of defecating on one's head. Mainly guy-to-girl defecation, but can also be done the other way.

Dude 1: "Last night was fuckin sick."
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "After I fucked that one chick, she let me give her a Canadian top hat."

Canadian Top Hat by Schlock McGock January 30, 2010

Canadian History 

Shit bags full of cock rocks and a pussy farting moose inside a Stanley cup after it has been shoved repeatedly and forcibly into a maple-syrup lubricated rectum.

Canadian History is indicative of the current state of society.

Canadian History by Genius Industries February 5, 2010

canadian busrider 

Attacking and murdering somebody, cutting their head off, and then eating some of the remains for good measure.

Chris, you'd better eat all of your fucking broccoli, or else I'm going to give you a canadian busrider.

canadian busrider by LOLNTY September 28, 2008

Canadian Corn Cob 

A sex move
When a corn cob is shoved into the vaginal pipe and left to marinate overnight. It is then removed and fried in a pan, leaving a crispy brown coating from the caramelised juices. You then get the corn cob whilst hot, and give it a fresh dip into the pipe, covering it in the special sauce and burning the chick at the same time

I gave this chick the canadian corn cob last night and she was SOOO pissed when i burtn her pipe

Canadian Corn Cob by moot moot moot tom June 2, 2011