daughter of a bitch

The feminine version of 'son of a bitch', although bear in mind that a 'daughter of a bitch' is just another bitch.
From The Familiar of Zero:

Louise Valliere (Tearing up): Don't lie to me... when you were the one who called the maid. You prefer her, don't you?

Saito Hiraga (Shouting angrily): Are you a fucking idiot?! Why would I willingly please a selfish girl like you, you fucking goddamn daughter of a bitch cunt?!
by Sk8erPrince July 18, 2014
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FIFA bitch

A complicit though somewhat abusive relationship which can be between friends, family, flat mates, loved ones, etc, whereby one person is significantly better than the other on the highly popular console game FIFA football series.

The two parties agree to compete on the game despite the outcome already being an inevitable heavy defeat for the 'FIFA bitch' which is then repeated countless times.

No matter how bad life gets the person will be able to rely on the sick pleasure of defeating their ‘FIFA bitch’ without mercy.

An ancient tablet was recently found with the scribe 'everybody needs a FIFA bitch' such profound wisdom is only just being realised.
"Oh man I had a terrible day at work yesterday. Things improved when I got home and beat my FIFA bitch 5-1, he nearly cried!"
by the keyboard warrior September 16, 2012
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Sloppy Bitch

A child-eating fucker who comes back every 27 years.

Has also lots of red balloons?
Richie: “Hey Fuckface ! You wanna play truth or dare? Here’s a truth you’re a SLOPPY BITCH!”
by toziervibes October 14, 2019
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backup bitch

The girl a guy keeps leading on even if not entirely interested in her, as an ego boost or backup just in case the girl he really wants turns him down. Usually the girl he leads on has a crush on him, and is okay with being lead on, because she's still getting his attention.
She really liked him, but she was only his backup bitch.
by loveursteeze May 01, 2015
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bitches with children

A single man's nightmare.
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"

A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.

Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz
Bitches With Children, Bitches With Children
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.
by Dwayne May 04, 2004
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bitch mittens

Gloves. Specifically, gloves worn while rowing, lifting weights, or doing any other activity that normally causes a person to develop callouses on his or her hands. Refusal to remove and dispose of these gloves earns the wearer the title "Princess Bitch Mittens."
"Uh oh. Lisa snuck her bitch mittens into the boat again."
by yay_fisticuffs November 06, 2012
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Yolo Bitches!

A term in which you take an extreme risk in a video game . Created by jacksepticeye
Friend:You need to break cover

Me:Yolo Bitches!
by kr29483 November 04, 2014
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