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Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart
Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave
by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019
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Noun
The act of vomiting up birthday cake on the birthday boy's penis mid-fellatio.
She tried to play it cool, but I caught my girlfriend Baby Birding the Birthday Boy!
by Dildomancer January 6, 2024
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Birthday Cake

When you stack up all your friends on your birthday and stick a candle in the top person's anal area.
That birthday cake was delicious! You guys are the best! Especially you, Dad!
by Condomant May 25, 2023
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The Happy Birthday Larry

Sexual act of wishing your best friend a happy birthday post orgasm Especially meaningful if your best friend is unwillingly celibate on their birthday. Similar to pouring one out for the hommies. Comes from Larry the cable guy stand up routine.
I did the happy birthday Larry last night and my girl said “no sex for a month”
by 69jono69 November 16, 2023
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birthday poon

Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday
Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon
by crazyfrog2998 February 9, 2019
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February 4th Birthdays

bro its your boy Mason/Warrens birthday tell him happy birthday to make him feel good
Yo is February 4th Birthdays Mason/Warrens Birthday!
you should tell him happy birthday
by big mason November 9, 2019
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