Birthday Suprise

When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler

I came home to a birthday suprise!

by Thecooltaters June 26, 2021

birthday pussy

Boy can eat out a there girlfriend pussy ( cat ) on there birthdays for a present

Omg i love eating out my girl as a present ( birthday pussy )

by Jason. Somoa September 05, 2021

When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*

Hey Elliott

Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”

by Jdnshxhsjznznz December 29, 2019

Scottish Birthday

When Troopy gets old

Oi it's his Scottish Birthday innit

by abitdodgey August 16, 2023

February 4th Birthdays

bro its your boy Mason/Warrens birthday tell him happy birthday to make him feel good

Yo is February 4th Birthdays Mason/Warrens Birthday!
you should tell him happy birthday

by big mason November 09, 2019

birthday crew

when all the people at chillies come out clapping and singing because it's your birthday

jimmy:hey waiter, it's timmy's birthday
timmy:SHIT
chillies people:*come out clapping with a burning cake* happy happy birthday from the birthday crew

by raybeez April 08, 2022

birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando

*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."

by Solidust January 08, 2017