body beard

A body of facial hair that stretches all the way from the sideburns of the face down to the toes. Most noticeable around the neck, where sprouts of hair pop out of an LRG shirt bought off of Karma Loop. The body beard looks best when covered in sour cream from Chipotle Mexican Food and Grill, and girls named Summer tend to love it.

Aww breeaatt! My arm touched the body beard!

by fuggs May 29, 2009

Polar Bear Club

Poal-er-be-ar-k-lub

When one skinny dips in the freezing ocean at night time. At least one other person needs to be a witness to be officially indicted to the club.

Terms and Conditions
*Must Be At Night Time
*Water Must Be COLD
*NO clothes!
*At least One Witness
*Photos or it Didn't Happen

Bob: Bill Guess what i did last night?!
Bill: ??
Bob: I joined the Polar Bear Club!!
Bill: Wow, did your dick fall off?

by v-master1988 June 13, 2010

Ring Bear

An actual bear or person dressed as a bear designated to present rings at a wedding.

My favorite part of the wedding was when the ring bear mauled the Maid of Honor.

by MPHII November 1, 2011

Stare Bear

Someone who has a staring problem.

God, look at that stare bear over there what do you think she is looking at.

by Kyle1luv October 28, 2003

ped o'bear

Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.

As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.

Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!

Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.

Lil Jessie: Oh boy!

by scodder March 23, 2013

Bear Stearned

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

by bwbw March 20, 2008

Bear assault

The combination of a somersault and a barrel roll to get a Bear assault.

Bear assault!!!! Margh *pat pat pat*

by laurence5150 February 22, 2009