clang of the rusty bell

Personal or situational negative quality in which something or someone gives off the feeling of falsehood.
"Even from first glance, the politician had the clang of the rusty bell about him."

"So - my new boyfriend - do you like him?"
"Errr...how can I say this without hurting your feelings? No."
"What!? Why not?"
"I dunno... he's just... there's the clang of the rusty bell about him."
"...Oh."

"Even as the clang of the rusty bell reverberated in his ears, Arnold managed to convince the policeman that he had been nowhere near the scene of the incident at the time."
by skairkroh October 16, 2011
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Taco Bell Fever

The after effect of eating anything off the Taco Bell menu. Usually is diarrhea followed by pure exhaustion.
Tim: "Do you want to go to Taco Bell for lunch?"

Brian: "No man, I don't fell like getting Taco Bell Fever."
by JohnnyHanns December 31, 2010
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The shit on the Taco Bell

-The opposite of “the cherry on top
-synonymous to “the last straw
I slipped on some ice after work! It was the shit on the Taco Bell!!
by LordLorax July 11, 2023
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Taco Bell Landscaper

BOMB ASS MEXIC WHO loves eating taco bell and after all day at the landscaping job you come home to go shit fiery doom from taco bell, you have to use a whole ass costco toilet paper pack to clean all that mess .#free laxative #help my tutuz is burning!!!
A Taco Bell Landscaper- Im so excited to seemy taco bell lanscapper step dad who takes me to la ZOO and shits his pants when he sees lions
by SLAYYYbadass124 July 08, 2022
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jingled your bells

A 5 year old girl named "stew" decides that she has had enough of this stupid so called "CHRISTMAS", so takes public transit to the town mall and shoots the mall santa directly in the left ball sack with an AK - 47, santa drops to his knees pain and stew walks into baby gap and buys herself a XL t- shirt even though shes a small... cause she just don't give a hecking damn.
mall santa: What the fuck just happened?
stew: I just jingled your bells bad bleep
by pussyfooted1234 November 23, 2020
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Cheesy Bell Smell

The smell given off when a male penis is unwashed.
Jesus Christ Jambon, you stink of cheesy bell smell. Wash your cock man.
by JTsGrowler November 21, 2013
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Taco Bell hot

A sexually attractive person (male or female) who, much like Taco Bell food, you would enjoy in the moment but regret later. These people are usually sleazy in their demeanor.
Eliza Dushku and Colin Farrell are soooo Taco Bell hot!
by Hobbes_Voltaire September 24, 2009
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