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Invisible beef

1: When you’re having beef with someone but the other person doesn’t know/ you haven’t said anything

2: when your mad at someone and they’re mad at you but you two act like nothings wrong

“God, Taylor got on my nerves. I won’t say anything to her though, I’ll just have invisible beef with her. “
by Anonymousbitch17 June 13, 2018
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Secondhand Beef

When you have beef with someone, which then results in you having beef with someone else. (Typically one of their friends.)
Person 1: Damnnn. Emma hates me because I have beef with her boyfriend Jimmy.
Person 2: Sounds like you got some secondhand beef.
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Beef Undertale

The most British of all Brits, possessing the floofiest of hairs and the largest love for dinosaurs on this planet. Suspected to be a werewolf and despises being called a furry.

Also the mother of Hyde (the one from the ITV show).
It's Beef Undertale!

I heard Beef Undertale hates being called a furry.
by JonTron's Scissorman September 10, 2018
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Tainted Beef

When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.
Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'
by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018
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Creamed Beef

The act of taking a dump, rising, turning around, and then ejaculating on top of the shit. If there are multiple persons doing this, it’s called a Franko experiment.
It wasn’t until Brad walked into the bathroom to piss that he saw why Josh was moaning so loud this morning. In the toilet sat a helpful serving of creamed beef.
by willyblake203 March 23, 2019
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Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
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Tool beef

A beefy tool. He will have a greasy beard and moustache that curls around his lips. He will choose Pilsner over water anyday.
Man, that guy is a serious Tool Beef.
by BritEvans April 20, 2019
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