like talking to a dead bear 

When you talk to someone and they either; don't care, don't listen, don't understand or didn't hear you correctly, or at all.

God! That (insert name of dusty old teacher past retirement) doesn't listen, it's like talking to a dead bear.

like talking to a dead bear by 15989232 September 26, 2006

Drop Bear 

The most fearsome marsupial of Australia. They hide in trees and will prevent anyone from camping beneath the foliage, for they will drop down upon you and maim and/or eat you. See Also Hoop Snakes

I was going to travel to Australia but those Drop Bears sound dangerous.

Drop Bear by Ben Jizlizzlin April 1, 2008

drop bear 

An Australian Animal. Extremely dangerous and barely known.

"Don't camp under that tree. There could be drop bears"

drop bear by Shaun. August 20, 2003

joey bear 

a totally attractive, smart, athletic, off the charts cute
guy who is worshiped by all female; god to all who
are blessed to meet him.

I wish all men were joey bears.

joey bear by randomfolk August 6, 2011

necro bear 

necro bear is the brother of pedo bear.
he doesn't like child porn as much as pedo bear. necro bear likes necro porn.
he has glasses and a moustache

you see a dead person.
you see a bear.
The bear has glasses and a moustache.
you know it's necro bear

necro bear by ko3kenbakker February 23, 2009

poopy bear 

The most adorable man in the world. Completely loved and adored by everyone that knows him but especially by his beloved.

Men that don't like to be called poopy bear are selfish arrogant men that will always be alone.

Poopy Bear, you are my everything.

poopy bear by Tia Tini April 23, 2009

Drowning Bear 

A large hairy, man that perspires heavily.

I hate hugging drowning bears, they feel so warm and moist.

Drowning Bear by Granpabear March 8, 2009