Barrel of monkeys

1. boning.

2. The act of engaging in lengthy, wreckless sexual intercourse. Usually involves a number of positions and locations during a single romp.

"Her roommates are gone for break so we played barrel of monkeys all weekend."

by NathanXplosion February 29, 2008

Barcelona plastic fan

A plastic Barcelona fan is someone is just supporting Barcelona because of their glory. They started supporting the club because of winning titles. Right now when Barcelona are at their lowest have the majority of their fans left because Barcelona is made of plastic. They are probably going to support PSG because of Messi

Common names of people who are plastic fans of this run down club are: Ahmad, Mehmed, Zhang and Stefan

Ali is such a Barcelona plastic fan.

by Ullvis October 11, 2021

nazareth barcellona

A angry man, who thinks he's a nazi and loves ponies!

Me: STOP TOUCHING EVERYTHING NAZARETH BARCELLONA!
Naz: BOOM SMASH CRASH!!!!!

by ZMoney December 10, 2013

barrel of squid

Something disturbingly unpleasant and revolting.

That boy is as weird as a barrel of squid.

by Biter December 27, 2007

Barrel Avoider

Some fucking kook that surfs your waves and does not pull into the tube!!!!!

Ha Barrel Avoider, WTF gotta pull in......Split.....

When surfing and avoiding the Tube......

by I am Bernie June 9, 2009

Barnell

1. Slang for asshole.

2. One who is completely consumed with oneself but can get whatever he wants and get away with whatever he wants. Known for dating woman to use their rich parents. Usually an alcoholic.

Dude! that barnell just took my dog and punted it into the ocean!

Sucks for you man... want to make out?

by brosky smosky July 10, 2010

Barrel Assing

The act of driving very fast on a road or highway or street. Can also be applied to the act of pursuing a personal or professional goal. Originated in the 1960's, originally used in Brooklyn NY, describing a return trip from the Catskills in Upstate NY.

"I had to be back to light the boiler at the plant, so here I am barrel assing down the highway right past a cop." "He is determined, I mean he's barrel assing toward his goals."

by Charlie 1970 to Joey The Kid December 19, 2011