1. An amatuer investor who buys stocks based on hype and a total lack of understanding for market conditions, valuations and long term strategy.
2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.
2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.
Mike: Bro you see what Duke just did?
Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...
Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...
by pympkane December 6, 2021
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My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar
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Holy fuck this dude knows how to party. Whether it’s mucking barn or suckin titty, this guy gets chicks. And nose beers?? C’MON BABY!! Invented em.
Holy fuck that shop vac looks like AP. Looked about 6’5”. Schneefing drywall all day. THE FUTTIN MAN
by Mintychockybicky November 23, 2021
Get the AP mug.One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose
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