Angel

The vertical axis of light, in the form of a hybrid being: half human, half bird. The act of opening your body to that light: that intensity is the angel too.

I dreamed of an owl-man and when I woke up, I tried to orient myself to him, geographically. I opened an atlas at random, thinking of the feral angel, and put my finger down. Where my finger landed, I went. I went to Colorado. There, in the color red, I tracked something and did not find it. It's too late now. This is what it's like to respond immediately to an angel. I don't recommend it unless you want your life to change forever in ways that unforseeable to you.

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist December 30, 2007

Los Angeles Dodgers

Preferred team of trashy asians and 99.9% of LA's mexican inhabitants. Never go to Dodger Stadium wearing SF Giants or non-USC (i.e. UCLA) paraphernalia, or you will be heckled, mugged, and then raped by a hoard of cholos.

Dodger Cholo 1: yo homie, that bitch is wearing some giants shit
Cholo 2: aiight let's go fuck him up and steal his rims, ese....

by evil monkey October 19, 2004

Angel Sex

1 The sex you have immediately before deciding to sexually corrupt your significant other.

2 The moment during intercourse that you discover a hidden kink of your partner.

Bill: So how was last night?
Ted: Ugh, missionary in the dark
Bill: Bummer
Ted: Thats the last Angel Sex I'm gonna have.

Suzie: I accidentally slapped his ass during sex last night.. He was totally into it. Guess hes not the little angel i thought he was
Sharron: Lol, wonder what other kinks are gonna appear.
Suzie: I love Angel Sex. Always interesting

by TheCorrupterOfInnocence August 14, 2011

anger management

When a person manages to stay angry throughout their life- no matter which direction it is taking

No matter how her life is going, she is always pissed off! She's a case of anger management, if I've ever heard one.....

by Meadow Soprano November 17, 2005

Angel

Meaning a divine warrior of light, that of which cannot be affected by darkness, yet always fights it, and helps others. Can survive under conditions when others could normally couldnt. Walking among mortals, decribed as heros and honest, good people. Guardians and protectors, they fight for others at the ultimate cost of themselves. Be cautious, they have some small flaws.

"That person is like an Angel, a god-calling from the stars!"

by DDDSSS000 March 5, 2008

angels grapefruit

A sex technique. The woman cuts the sides of a grapefruit off and a hole in the center for the man's penis to fit. She then blows the man (who is blind folded) while moving the grapefruit up and down and squeezing every now and then to act as a vagina.

Dana: Yeah I did angels grapefruit on Paul last night.
Carol: Oh wow. Did he enjoy it?
Dana: Hell yeah. Now he knows he could have been fucking a grapefruit his whole life.

by I-am-POTATO1 January 24, 2015

Criss Angel

modern-day mystifier, daredevil and mindfreak, able to read minds, bend forks, float napkins and eat razors. Has survived: being underwater for 24 hours, being lit on fire, walking 200ft above ground blindfolded, being blown up, run over with a humv, hung from hooks...


CrissAngel.com

Criss Angel is awesome.

Check out Criss Angel this summer on A&E!

by Loyal Jess May 3, 2005