Austin

a pedophile

That guy got thrown in Jail for being an Austin

by A rotting cheese November 30, 2021

Austin Cozma 2.0

the other boi is wrong

Austin Cozma 2.0 didnt do 911, it couldntve happened, the plane wouldve hit first

by Papa Brayden June 13, 2018

austin has sideburns

austin has sideburns

austin has sideburns

by MLGT April 4, 2022

Austin, TX

A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.

Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!

by Themidwestsucks June 13, 2024

Austin

An awesome boy who has pretty eyes with freckles and brown hair, he also plays football and wears his jersey every Friday he also has a girlfriend named Chloe, Chloe is so funny pretty, and sweet her and Austin get along really well, Austin Is kind and a funny guy you would be so lucky to have him.

Chloe and Austin are such a cute couple.

by preppyclaws March 7, 2022

Austin Fryer

A cool guy who is probably going to smash your thot and not tell you about it. He is simply a player.

Girl: OMG Austin Fryer is so damn hot!!!!

by im not good at math February 24, 2019

Austin

A creature that looks like a grown man, except a baby at the same time. It is not human, It is an austin. The austin is usually a household pet. Some austins can be found in the wild deep in west Texas, rural Florida, and sometimes the deep Atlantic.

We should buy an austin.

You have an austin?

Mom, can we please please please get an austin??

Look! A wild austin!

by TheCodfishMaster March 18, 2025