like a dirty shirt

Nothing will keep me from vacation. Dirty shirts are going to happen. So is my going on vacation.

Off I go on vacation like a dirty shirt!

by Llife August 31, 2017

jiz shirt

A shirt that a boy uses to masturbate on.

mother: What is this shirt that's all stuck together that I found under Cody's bed? father: Oh God don't touch it! It's Cody's jiz shirt. We'll just throw it away. mother: That's nasty. What's wrong with him? father: He's just lazy.

by jimmybomm February 15, 2022

Texas T-Shirt

Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.

I gave her a texas t-shirt and she got so turned on!

by TitsMcGee6969 November 16, 2010

Shirt Squirter

A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.

Do you want a shirt squirter from the canteen?!

by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020

Red shirt woman

Noah Schnapp’s manager or something who is being rude to his fans.

Ew did u saw that video of that red shirt woman who pulled all Noah’s fans away

by Bylerdepression January 21, 2019

Little Italy T-Shirt

Bullet-proof vest. As worn by mobsters in "Little Italy"

The Boss survived. Thanks to his Little Italy T-Shirt.

by Filligrees_Daddy August 18, 2021

bub shirt

A flannel shirt usually insulated worn by southern men.."bubbas"

Man, its cold outside...grab my bub shirt for me

by Donnawilllose July 15, 2019