fake kickin it

When a person who appears or claims to enjoy hanging out but really are plotting against you.

Crystal: Hey, you still talk to Ryan?
Nikki: No way. He was just fake kickin it!!

by DaddysGirl86 July 20, 2021

Fake Jaxi

A fake taxi service. Driven by a male named jack, takes other forms of payment like birds eye view tumpin on your rumpin.

Weeeey, its the fake jaxi, suck him off ethan!

by 652N August 3, 2021

fake blowie

When you take a funny picture with a friend of a pretend blow job, get a laugh, then get drunk, then smoke a bowl, and then get a real blow job from your friend and don’t tell any of your friends.

I can’t believe we did a fake blowie last night; your lips have chlamydia.

by SirDunnsalot July 1, 2021

Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021

fake sag

The act of pulling ones underwear up above their waste to give the impression they are sagging, while actually they aren't.

person 1: Hey did you see Bill's fake sag today?

person 2: Yeah, his boxers were above his belly button.

by elrobbo247 September 13, 2011

Fake Persona

Someone who throws a fake personality in front of other people just to hide the truth from them

Dang Betty really has a fake persona around us that’s weird

by Unknown P.O March 18, 2023

Fake Claiming

A term used by DID/Tourettes/Insert “Quirky” Mental Disorder Here fakers on TikTok to try and, you guessed it, cancel the person calling them out on their antics.

Todd: Hey, Maggie. I’ve noticed how you’ve been faking Tourettes lately. Please stop, as my friend Dave has Tourettes and it makes life much harder for him.

Maggie: Stop fake claiming, that’s offensive and you know nothing about Tourettes!

by Redacted_Inside_Joke_Number_68 March 27, 2023