Alpha Simp

A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.

Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.

by Professor Potato May 1, 2020

Matty’s a simp

When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man

Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably

Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp

by MacedonianT March 17, 2020

Simp Queen

A woman who infiltrates a male dominated space and panders to men, typically for financial gain.

TIf you're a female gamer looking for a come up, you should know that the gaming community has become over saturated with Simp Queens like Belle Delphine, looking to make profit. However, the manosphere is an untapped gold mine of simps.

by SimpDomain January 19, 2021

Simp boi

Karim.

Karim est un simp boi.

by JoPepperJo April 11, 2020

Friendly Simping

Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone.

-Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone—

When you Facetime Jess everyday and friendly simp while in the friend zone

by Shmup May 6, 2020

Simp police

(1) A person who acts like the police to arrest simps. (2) A simp who is afraid that another simp will simp for the person they simp for so they "arrest" them.

"Man he acts like hes the Simp police or something."

by names-epicc June 6, 2021

Simp Tuesday

Thus Day has been deemed the only day acceptable for simping. You may only simp on this day or you will be hung by your foreskin. Simping begin at 12 am.

Wyatt is a simp. Simp Tuesday is Wyatts favorite day

by DirtyDeimund April 20, 2020