Joey

A Joey is someone who will drop anything going on for weed and alcohol. Some may call this a problem but Joey calls it a lifestyle.

Dude 1: Wassup Joey, long time no see, how are you doing?
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed

by grammy P June 25, 2023

Joey

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

Dat Boi Joey

Some kid youtuber who uploads some weird ass meme content

When's Dat Boi Joey gonna upload? Never.

by SomeRandomPseudonym February 27, 2021

Joey

A Faggit

You see that Joey over there?

by P90Faggit September 11, 2018

Joey White

Being fat and believing that your friend is dead even though they are just sleeping. This person also uses all of their money to try to make their friends happy even though being near this person makes them uncomfortable and angry at times.

Kaden: Joey White is such an idiot!

Izzy: Yeah! Luckily I friend-zoned him!

by DaKittensPvP November 10, 2017

Lil Joey Burley

A guy who's around 5'4 and little muscle balls of a man, they are always trying to stir something up but deep down we all know they are upset and struggling with little man syndrome.

Bro Henry Cejudo is a lil Joey burley, fuck that guy.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

Joey

A person who has loose wrists

Joey be careful, you're nearly stepping on your hands

by JackMichaelson May 12, 2020