by a dan dream May 16, 2022
Get the a danmug. A Romanian cave-dwelling troglodyte. Spends an inordinate amount of time preparing an assortment of phallic dishes of strange mystery meats. Favorite hobbies include taking other peoples' inventories, chore-monitoring and stranglebating to midget porn.
Man, everytime I need something from the kitchen, there is a Dan in there doing a bunch of weird shit.
by Pancho Villa69 October 1, 2023
Get the Danmug. He is a magnet to my iron heart. He had to of thrown a love dart at my heart. He thinks my rhymes are star worthy. He is smart, and listens when I feel like I am in the dark. No need for a spark, Dan is a flame that can never be tamed. I think I get it, he loves me just the same. Even though we all know I can be a pain. He is the most beautiful, giving, asshole (not in a bad way), interesting, mysterious, man with some horns and Halo I have ever met. Step away bitches he is mine, and if you don't listen I would be fine with punching you in the face. Even if you're prego Stephanie....hint hint. Just joking, but for fucking real.
by Headondan69 September 9, 2019
Get the DANmug. Someone named Dan is probably into the Neptunia series and horny on main.
Regardless, they're a kind and loving person also quite emotional but you will love them because they're funny as fuck and care about you.
They're an angel, a blessing to the entire world and heaven himself.
Probably a typical Dragon Ball Z fan and plays Roblox to cure their depression.
Truly an oof moment.
Regardless, they're a kind and loving person also quite emotional but you will love them because they're funny as fuck and care about you.
They're an angel, a blessing to the entire world and heaven himself.
Probably a typical Dragon Ball Z fan and plays Roblox to cure their depression.
Truly an oof moment.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about that guy? He's such a Dan
Person 2: Yeah, but I love him for that.
Person 2: Yeah, but I love him for that.
by Not Kiibo April 18, 2020
Get the Danmug. 
A very sexy beast who supports ipswich town and likes to shag Bayli Flack behind Portman Road stadium. He has a 15 inch cock and has a girl called Kacie Smith who is obsessed with him.
by KKKshagger69 March 23, 2022
Get the Dan Perkinsmug. by Kellie87 December 7, 2007
Get the disco danmug.