Uno reverse card

When you are getting a blowjob and then your significant other chokes and dies. You then drag the body out and kill yourself so no one knows.

Chad-Ughhhh this feels so good

Veronica-GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
Chad- uno reverse card me

Veronica- okay baby (fucking dies)
Chad- oh that was so hot (kills himself)

by Bigboy Charles June 2, 2022

V-Card Giftcard

When someone loses their virginity on their birthday

Billy: What'd you get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Tim: I gave her a v-card giftcard

by Akeyyo July 17, 2018

credit card debt

when u like have shit ur owed and like but its on ur credit card

oh shit i got credit card debt guess i'll die or shit

by litteralydead4553 February 19, 2023

Cards Against Humanity

The best card game ever created. The stuff of dreams and nightmares alike, and the only *true* way to know if your friends are sociopaths

We've got time and Wifi, who's down for Cards Against Humanity ?

by The *Other* *That* Guy July 24, 2019

sugar daddy card

A credit card account provided from one intimate partner (co-signer), to another intimate partner (sugar baby), who becomes an authorized user of the card. The co-signer (sugar daddy) in this relationship is fully responsible for payments and obligations of the account.

This can be arranged to facilitate specific hobbies (possibly intimate, e.g. lingerie, swimwear, or sexual fetishes), or just be open to the discretion of the authorized user.

This is a potentially risky arrangement for the sugar daddy, and should only be considered for the most trustworthy lovers, who can be trusted to not abuse the privilege.

Lyndee, I hope this doesn’t sound too crazy, but I got us a sugar daddy card. I’d like you to use it to make sure you have ample amounts of sexy underware.

by braddlecat June 17, 2018

Uno Reverse Card

Top 10 weapons too dangerous that they're illegal in all countries

"Sir you got shot by a criminal"
*shows uno reverse card*
"Yeah, I shot that guy so hard- WHAT THE"

by notarealperson111 January 15, 2021

Official Man Card

An Official Man Card is the Worlds Only Authentic Man Card that is issued by OfficialManCard.com. It is an actual, tangible, plastic hold in your hand Man Card that comes printed with your Name, Unique Member number and Flag of your country of origin, as well as a Certificate of Authenticity and Two Revocation cards - when your buddies do something unmanly.

Jeff went and saw Sex and the City Two, We've got to revoke his Official Man Card!

by OfficialManCard February 23, 2011