Brian Mueller

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU

*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro

by insecureitalian October 30, 2021

brian

the most amazing and fun person you will ever meet, he's the guy who looks quiet and shy but once you start talking he'll never let you get bored. he's good with anything in the water so he's basically a squid. his sense if humor will make u laugh more than ever and you'll find yourself slowly becoming the bestest of friends with him. overall he's a good dude with an amazing personality. cant forget he's got a better bod than all ur other friends :)

example :
omg brian is so cool

yeaa he got into stanford with a scholarship because of his swimming skills.

by squidyqueen July 16, 2021

Big brian

A person who thinks he is smart but in reality he is a stupid idiot

Burger king is good

Bro is “big brian”

by Chuck687 June 20, 2023

Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.

Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.

by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021

Perm Brian

Will goof, boof, and speak the truf. Perm Brian comes out when the party needs some energy and will call you out if you ain’t ratchet enough. Warning: may cause loss of sleep

Oh shit, Perm Brian coming out to play. Get them pinkies ready

by Labius Maximus November 23, 2021

max brian stevens

A very strong and hunky sexy dude who is very smart and gets all the lady’s and is very independent

damn is that max brian stevens he gets all the pussy

by brody628387283 March 18, 2024

Brian

A man who keeps a tiny lawnmower inside and has a bug problem in his bush

Have you met the new neighbor, Brian? That man is so obsessed with his lawn that he has a special lawnmower in his house just in case the carpet gets too long

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025