You're Matt Damon

You're the man (sometimes used sarcastically)

Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"

by P_Low September 13, 2023

you're mom

Misspelling of "your mom"

"you're mom"
"what"

by genericusername3 May 20, 2022

You're Screwed Theme

Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.

Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.

by Godzilla2019 December 3, 2021

you're a gent

On a forum where swearing is banned the "C" word gets automatically replaced with a non swear word. So the phrase "you're a C*nt" gets replaced with "you're a gent".

You sir , you're a gent of the highest order.

I dont want to talk to you, you're a gent!

by Sanity assassin. May 13, 2016

You're

Fir all those libertards who use the wrong your.
You see when someone says you're it means "you are" so when you say "Your cute" its diesnt make sense since your gay ass doesnt know english. Its like saying you awesome and you fine?. And if you did you're kids fine its saying "you are kids fine" like it fucking makes sense.

The grammar nazis are coming for you and will praise their leader hitler.

You're a cunt
Does your mom know that you failed english?

by Hotmanass June 23, 2019

you're falcon dude

meaning, you're fucking dumb.

wow, you're falcon dude.

by yourmomlikespie June 25, 2010

You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.

Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh

by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023