Tod wanging

A game whereby you find some really clayish soil, work it into a tod (small missile) then get a flexible long twig, and press it onto the end. You then wang it (thow it) by holding the other end of the stick, usually aiming at your friends. Dog's tennis ball throwing sticks also work a treat.
Hi Simon, let's go to the park and do some tod wanging.
by LordHerefordsNob May 19, 2022
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Tod wanging

A game whereby you find some really clayish soil, work it into a tod (small missile) then get a flexible long twig, and press it onto the end. You then wang it (thow it) by holding the other end of the stick, usually aiming at your friends. Dog's tennis ball throwing sticks also work a treat.
Hi Simon, let's go to the park and do some tod wanging.
by LordHerefordsNob May 19, 2022
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shmized the Wang

1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.

2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.
"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."
by Funt Stephens October 26, 2017
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WANGED

A term primarily used in South East Texas meaning tricked, hoodwinked, bamboozled, or played
I got this girl pregnant and she had me pay child support to later finding out the child is not even mine. that bitch wanged me!
by M$. LI$@ March 09, 2015
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Wanged

Verb
-Have sex with (someone).
an act or instance of having sex.
by The Wanger 2000 April 11, 2023
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nom wang

When someone is being gay tell them to nom wang
Me:That meme was shit Reece

Reece:Teehee ;)
Me: Nom wang
by Nom Wang January 05, 2021
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silky wang

A guy with huge dick that just banged multiple women and his dick is silky smooth from the juices.
Silky wang is a smooth son of a bitch with skillz
by Silky Wang December 05, 2019
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