Skip to main content

flush walker

one who uses the restroom, flushes, and then carelessly walks away without checking for residue
John is a flush walker cause when I went to pee, he left a skunk stripe in the toilet
by darkshadow2247 August 9, 2005
mugGet the flush walker mug.

Wanker

English insult (Australian, Britian, New Zealand) literally meaning "someone who wanks" as in someone who masturbates.

Generally meaning, people who are called wankers means that they are completely worthless and useless in anything they try to do that the only thing they are good at are wanking.

It's also used as a complement to close friend, meaning no harm- similar to cunt; both as an insult and a friendly complement.
The only wanker and wankers I love are me, my family and my friends.
mugGet the Wanker mug.

fuck face ginger wanker

A useless giner prick that has a fuck face, and is a wanker.
Hey Joey, you're a fuck face ginger wanker
by Beatacus November 11, 2013
mugGet the fuck face ginger wanker mug.

wankers pit

A small area between some toilets and the canteen at Mosgiel Intermediate School. If you got pushed in there, you were deemed a 'wanker' for the rest of the school year
Shane Park got thrown in the wankers pit, so he was a 'wanker' for the rest of 1990
by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004
mugGet the wankers pit mug.

fast walker

a co-worker who is always seen working and/or walking fast to give the impression of importance to the workplace. This acts as a cover for being lazy and avoiding work. The impression to the boss is that they are a good worker but you hardly see them working.
"During the normal working day the "fast walker" goes out for two breaks of an hour or so, and quickly walks back into the shop looking busy, giving the impression that although he spent a long lunch at the pokies on the company account, he was actually working to the end of his wits on vitally important work related business."
by tristanrebien April 21, 2008
mugGet the fast walker mug.

Guitar Wanker

A guitar player that constantly plays unimpressive scales onstage, calls it soloing but really it's just wanking. Usually leads into ten minute "improvised" guitar "solos" of the player just going up and down scales. Musical masturbation. Even though the typical guitar wanker is not very creative, non-musical audience members may be very impressed by it all, but other musicians are not.
Guitar wankers can often be found in bar room blues bands and new bands with short set lists. Heavy Metal guitarists in general are wankers. Neil Young is a prime example of a guitar wanker.
by Inducer69 August 27, 2013
mugGet the Guitar Wanker mug.

Left Wanker

When communism means free hand jobs for all
Reactionary: Only an extreme Left Wanker would advocate seizing the assets of the rich and distributing them to the poor. I'm going to ignore that forms of wealth redistribution exist in every democratic nation in the world in my strawman of their argument and continue to fear change due to how my socioeconomic environment restricted my access to education and multicultural experiences limiting my ability to think independently and have empathy for those who are different from me.
Left wanker: you fool, by rejecting materialism and having a collectivist mindset I'm ready to offer my legendary two handed technique to any glorious comrade fighting against the evils of capitalism. Don't you know communism means free hand jobs for all?
by leftistmonke November 25, 2020
mugGet the Left Wanker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email