Van is someone who hates themselves and has been through a lot. They typically are short but act big. They have dyed hair and glasses. They hate how they look and are probably a bit chunky. They struggle to figure out what sexuality they are and spend all hours thinking if the rude jokes people tell them were really jokes. They try to hint sometimes that they need a hug and they have divorced parents.
by urhairdyemommy February 16, 2022

When an NFL team is victimized by a big play from linebacker Andrew Van Ginkel of the Miami Dolphins.
by Taekwondoka December 4, 2023

copy cat of another person named van, think shes good at art when shes not, is in love with someone younger than her and tried stealing her friends boyfriend
by jshsjshdjdjjd November 12, 2021

by Momoko16 October 18, 2008

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"
by hackneydale November 17, 2015

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021

Omg! did you hear kai making fun of presys awesome language?!? how dare he! ( van presley language is the best language ever )
by ivyy !! April 14, 2022
