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Van

Van is someone who hates themselves and has been through a lot. They typically are short but act big. They have dyed hair and glasses. They hate how they look and are probably a bit chunky. They struggle to figure out what sexuality they are and spend all hours thinking if the rude jokes people tell them were really jokes. They try to hint sometimes that they need a hug and they have divorced parents.
"Hey look at Van, she ugly lmao"

"Oh look it's Van, short ash"
by urhairdyemommy February 16, 2022
mugGet the Vanmug.

Van Ginkeled

When an NFL team is victimized by a big play from linebacker Andrew Van Ginkel of the Miami Dolphins.
The Washington Commanders got Van Ginkeled for a pick six yesterday against the Miami Dolphins.
by Taekwondoka December 4, 2023
mugGet the Van Ginkeledmug.

van sui

copy cat of another person named van, think shes good at art when shes not, is in love with someone younger than her and tried stealing her friends boyfriend
“i hate van sui
by jshsjshdjdjjd November 12, 2021
mugGet the van suimug.

van der Mik

best damn last name there ever is, ever was, ever will be!
that girl has van der Mik written all over her face, she;s the bomb!
by Momoko16 October 18, 2008
mugGet the van der Mikmug.

Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.
"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"
by hackneydale November 17, 2015
mugGet the Rip Van Winkle festivalmug.

van presley language

my hot wife presley’s personal language, its the best language ever, and deserves more credit <3
Omg! did you hear kai making fun of presys awesome language?!? how dare he! ( van presley language is the best language ever )
by ivyy !! April 14, 2022
mugGet the van presley languagemug.

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