Jannes Van Winden

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho

person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?

by Laurasexgod January 10, 2024

jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016

Island van

a gangmember, lives on a island has 17 inch dick soft, shirt always off just being straight nigga. :natural habitat: Around Dollar generals or trash cans.

Hey look at that island van digging through our trash

OR

Hey look at that island van throwing up gang signs

by Island van April 9, 2023

River North Mini Van

Range Rover. Because of their prominence in Chicago’s affluent River North neighborhood, they have overtaken minivans as the family transportation method of choice.

My goomah put the kids in the River North Mini Van and hauled them to the East Bank Club.

by Jgwosu April 21, 2019

van

a car

a van is used to pick up random children

by deezjoegotligma March 30, 2022

van-illa

Someone who goes throughout life in a Legendary manner. Rare relic in nature.

Hey man you are looking very Van-illa today.

by T.A.R The Allen Report November 27, 2019

Van hammer

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holy shit ike really wants this van hammer

by ikesa May 1, 2022