Thumb Justice

(1.)While you're having sex doggy style, shove your thumb in your partners ass.

"I was fucking her last night doggy and gave her that thumb justice"
"Keep talking that shit and i'll give you that thumb justice later"
"Not better then some good thumb justice"

by Hyviand September 15, 2022

John Thumb

Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.

Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.

by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023

Kentucky Thumb

Plugging a hole with a thumb!

I shoved my Kentucky thumb in her hole to stop the bleeding.

by Butterplug May 20, 2021

thumb buddy

Someone who uses his or her thumb as a mutual part of the relationship. This can include constant thumbs up for a good job, or anal penetration.

"Dude, you have to do it, you're my thumb buddy!"

by dude man nice. May 14, 2009

Thumb Imposter

your thumb is kinda sussy

+"hey dude"
-"what"
+"look at your finger"
-"y?"
+"looks like an "imposter" from the internet-breaking Among Us game"
-"what"
+"looks like a Thumb Imposter"
-"dude get some help"

by AspireGabriel#0300 August 10, 2021

Thumbs up

Means that i am the best

i put my thumbs up for u because ur the best

by 👍🔥 August 6, 2022

Kentucky Thumb

When you sever an artery, plug the bleeding artery, and then shove it up a girls ass while firing slap rounds out of your .50 cal

Person 1: Have you heard about Scott?
Person 2: Yeah He gave his wife the Kentucky Thumb a few weeks ago

Scott, Don't fire slap rounds out of your .50 cal, you can't do the Kentucky Thumb Again.

by GUNMEMEREVIEW May 20, 2021