He is a blond with blue eyes big balls. also a meathead. he is a bitch sometimes but is always relatible.
look at that steven
by That guy gavin February 1, 2023

by Technicolor1 June 4, 2018

A funny and humorous guy who cares for any girlfriend he gets but can be very anti-social around in public. a guy named steven usually has a big cock and knows how to use it ;) stevens act quiet even around their loved ones and friends but deep down theyd love to be more social and interact with you. if you see a steven like this, MARRY HIM, i would.
by gracin wright November 23, 2021

Used as a sydo name by fools who are often deluded, not to be confused with the real Mr Kirk Stevens who is an innocent victim of these impersonaters & an amazing, talented, all round great guy.
These impersonaters are sexual deviants with a liking for toe jobs but often taking whatever they can get, they should be observed from safe distances
These impersonaters are sexual deviants with a liking for toe jobs but often taking whatever they can get, they should be observed from safe distances
by Hank Johnson October 18, 2017

Steven is the most handsome man in the world. He has the most amazing girlfriend named star who he gives a good weinering to every night.
by Emo.Emu May 18, 2025

When a piece of media (most often a show) is objectively badly written, it will garner fans anyway due to mental health awareness and/or LGBTQ representation. Some examples include 13 Reasons Why, Glee Club, and the namesake of this law, Steven Universe. It may also very well be the case that the media has some redeeming qualities, such as good character moments, or good visual composition, however these qualities are a vast minority compared to the objectively bad narratives within the show.
Person A: "I like insert media because it has gays in it!"
Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"
Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"
by currysandwhichrabbit March 21, 2022

by Bigmoochiesauce November 16, 2023
