Spider Eyes

The resulting prolific amount of bubbles that occur after a particularly large piss into a toilet.

"Man, I just pissed like Ogre from Revenge of the nerds"
"making some spider eyes in there, eh?"

by Alf Porn April 12, 2024

mom spider

old bitch that is granny's daughter and also the mother of fuckdrina she is a huge ass spider that roams the spider cellar fuck her

mom spider

by you don't know me probably yes January 18, 2024

Spider ma'am

The traditional way Spiderman greets women, or what he says when holding a door open for a woman. It is a respectful way to differentiate a common phrase while sticking to the light-hearted and whimsical way Spiderman is portrayed.

Spiderman: *opens door for woman* "Spider ma'am.."
Woman: "OMG Thank you Spiderman!"

by The biggest lil julie fan October 27, 2021

spider

a spider a male who ejaculates in a female ass whole and it swerves around like a spider as she screams that's so nice

OH YES DADDY SEV DO A SPIDER MEEEEEEEE, THAT'S SO NICE MAYBE ADD SOME URINE WARM MY COLD BODY UP SINCE YOUR COCK IS ALSO HELPING WITH THAT.

by sev is senpai 420 69 September 26, 2020

Brazilian Spider

When your girl hangs from the ceiling and you fuck the shit out of her until you cum in her and the cum drips out making a web.

I heard last week Henry and Kristen did a Brazilian spider and now Henry's carpet and roof are fucked.

by SME DOUSHEBAG September 19, 2016

The Spider Monkey

while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.

“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”

“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”

by mondocrunk May 23, 2022

Spider-ninja

spider-ninja is a song made by grade 8 people in Canada and they are super cool and really chill people. Spider-ninja was inspired by a high school assembly and have brought these three gr 8 girls closer together as friends!!

Chelsea: Izzy sing Spider-ninja in the Talent Show
Izzy: That’s a great idea
Annika: I wanna sing too!!
All three girls: LETS SING OUR SONG TOGETHER

by let’s rock and roll 123 November 23, 2019