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relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret
by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014
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Sex > Relationship = Psychopath

THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS, JORDAN! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PSYCHOPATHY!
Hym "That's the whole thing. You're entirely projecting your relationship with your daighter onto society AND ME... And you're using that to justify doing whatever you want to me. 'If Sex > Relationship = Psychopath. Psychopath bad. Must stop Psychopath from fucking my daughter- I mean, destroying society! (And it's already too late for that anyway)' or ✌️✊️✌️Short-term gratification✌️✊️✌️ instead of relationship. That's your entire reasoning behind this. It doesn't have anything to do with trying to get unearned status. This is probably the worse way to go about doing that. Even if it was, you're a literal fucking charlatan, Jordan, you are the single worst person to be talking about trying to use something that doesn't belong to you to elevate your fucking status in society. You don't want me to have any status so long as I'm unwilling to give up my butthole to you. I don't care about what your molested retard patients did in response to their shit childhoods. The suffering scapegoat doesn't work on me. And now you want to control how men interact with women but NOT ALONG THE LINES OF MOLESTING A RETARD AT WORK... You're entire propositional ethic has exceptions for people you like and you're willing to use force on the people you don't like. And in this instance it's 'nebulous definition psychopaths.' You're a literal classist wannabe aristocrat charlatan. I was right to do this, Jordan. This was correct."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
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Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but God dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"
I’m not ready to settle down with him yet so I guess we’ll have to be in a commuted relationship
by Zelley August 23, 2023
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Perfect relationship

Anytime two people can be together infinitely and never get bored or angry and constantly want to see each other. This is the best feeling in the world. If you have it. Never ruin it.
Wow! Cody and Mackenzie have the most perfect relationship ever.
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unequal relationship

one person loves more than the other person
She really didn't give a shit about him, they were in an unequal relationship
by archerintraining April 19, 2018
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Pseudo relationship

When 2 people develop a partner like relationship because of perfect personal chemistry, they act like a married couple or like lovers everywhere except in bed. One of the 2 people are not attracted to the other because of physical appearance and when the one who is interested finds out the other one thinks he/she is to ugly they go trough a pseudo divorce and have the relationship of a divorced couple.
Oh look at Ken and Dolly they are like made for each other! Aren't they?
Yeah, definitely but Ken thinks Dolly's ass is way to flat. So its not going any further.

I see! what a shame, how superficial, so they will have a happy pseudo relationship until she realize.
by Louise Berglund January 19, 2017
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chimichanga relationship

A relationship where you both really frickin chimichangas cuz there good
Tod: you and Amy really have a chimichanga relationship

Cory: well doesn't everyone?
by Shequala June 25, 2017
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