What in Jah's name?

Used as a response to confusing or odd situations. Similar to China Fax, but with less potency. Other versions are: What in the name of Jah?, What in the good world of Jah Jesus?, etc.

Person 1: Yo you want to eat some bat soup? I have some left from yesterday.
Person 2: What in Jah's name?

by China Bat Soup January 13, 2021

my name is doof

and you do what i say woop woop

my name is doof and you do what i say woop woop

by thephineasnferbfan2020 July 28, 2020

MY NAME IS NOT GARY!

When you get a text from a random number.

*gets text from random number asking for a new roof*
you: MY NAME IS NOT GARY!

by yurarsegay May 15, 2019

Ghosts Without Names

Ghosts without names fade so easily.
Do not forget the dead.

His sister was a ghost without a name. She faded, too.

Ghosts without names fade so easily.

by 22(god) April 27, 2019

clive named five

What the fuck is clive named five?

nine, eight, seven, six, five, clive named five!

by OzarkaPash November 14, 2020

My names Jeff

One of the greatest memes in 9,000 galaxies, with this meme in your belt no one will ever know your true identity because u r JEFF.

My names Jeff, what’s ur name, I SAID MY NAME IS JEFF!

by Meme_boi9000 October 23, 2019

Romeo Capulet name

A last name so unpleasant that it causes men to say, 'If that were my surname, I'd defy social norms & forget my macho pride by taking my bride's name upon marriage!'

When I worked in a pizzeria, we had a customer whose last name meant "Mr. Booger/ Snot" in German!
"Please meet Mr. Wentworth & his sister Mrs. Wentworth. . ."
"WTF? Do the Wentworths marry their cousins??!"
"Nope. His brother-in-law's bachelor name is Herrlein Rotz, which means 'Senorito Snot' in German!"
"Wow! What a Romeo Capulet name!"

by Powerpasser December 15, 2017