A slang term often used in the American ghettos to refer to the act of pretending to pull out a firearm in order to scare away aggressors, even if you don't actually have one.
"Devon was about to jump my ass so I had to pump fake and he ran like a bitch."
"lol your ass was dead thank god"
"lol your ass was dead thank god"
by devon james laquarius the IIII October 29, 2023
Get the Pump Fakemug. Barbara: Everyone knows Vanilla drinks are the best.
Wade: So is smoking pot.
Barbara: Smoking pot is filthy everyone knows that but I'm not judging you as filthy
Wade: your such a Fake Judger I think u need self reflection.
Wade: So is smoking pot.
Barbara: Smoking pot is filthy everyone knows that but I'm not judging you as filthy
Wade: your such a Fake Judger I think u need self reflection.
by PoshPuff September 12, 2016
Get the Fake judgermug. A term used by DID/Tourettes/Insert “Quirky” Mental Disorder Here fakers on TikTok to try and, you guessed it, cancel the person calling them out on their antics.
Todd: Hey, Maggie. I’ve noticed how you’ve been faking Tourettes lately. Please stop, as my friend Dave has Tourettes and it makes life much harder for him.
Maggie: Stop fake claiming, that’s offensive and you know nothing about Tourettes!
Maggie: Stop fake claiming, that’s offensive and you know nothing about Tourettes!
by Redacted_Inside_Joke_Number_68 March 27, 2023
Get the Fake Claimingmug. Someone who claims to be a die hard fan but criticizes the team more than anyone when they struggle.
Probably has not ever been to a game.
Sings their pump up songs so everyone knows they know them.
Probably switches teams after a few years when their team loses public support. Probably because it’s harder for them to get clout
Probably has not ever been to a game.
Sings their pump up songs so everyone knows they know them.
Probably switches teams after a few years when their team loses public support. Probably because it’s harder for them to get clout
Max: Did you see Kinger last night?
Kyle: yeah, he was being a fake fan about Lebron
Max: yeah he’s never even been to a game
Kyle: yeah, he was being a fake fan about Lebron
Max: yeah he’s never even been to a game
by Wentzy226 October 5, 2020
Get the Fake fanmug. Fake friends don’t care about your well being, they will just use you for popularity someone to hurt, emotionally or physically.
A fake friend might pretend to be your friend, but use you instead.
A fake friend might pretend to be your friend, but use you instead.
Example 1-
Catherine: “I miss my friend Taney”
*Catherine checks phone*
Taney’s contact: “please come back to our old school!! I need you!! I’m so unpopular without you and I don’t have anyone to hit!!”
Example 2-
Sarah: “Hi Flynn, how have you been?”
Flynn: “I thought I told you that I didn't want to be friends anymore because you told my secrets to everyone in class.”
Sarah: “let’s forgive and forget, ok? It was just severe humiliation and causing your depression!”
Sarah and Taney represent Fake Friends .
Catherine: “I miss my friend Taney”
*Catherine checks phone*
Taney’s contact: “please come back to our old school!! I need you!! I’m so unpopular without you and I don’t have anyone to hit!!”
Example 2-
Sarah: “Hi Flynn, how have you been?”
Flynn: “I thought I told you that I didn't want to be friends anymore because you told my secrets to everyone in class.”
Sarah: “let’s forgive and forget, ok? It was just severe humiliation and causing your depression!”
Sarah and Taney represent Fake Friends .
by 1cy January 25, 2021
Get the Fake Friendsmug. You know, your 'friend' who will continue to ruin your self confidence but tell you its ok because they're just being truthful.
You: Does this dress look good on me?
Fake friends: It would look better on me because im not as fat as you but sure...
Fake friends: It would look better on me because im not as fat as you but sure...
by Youknowwhatmaybeiamdeppressed August 8, 2020
Get the Fake Friendsmug. Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.
Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.
by pengopinguin21 July 18, 2021
Get the Fake Depressionmug.