Cuff yo chick

A pharse used to attract the attention of the man whose girlfriend or "chick" is acting unruly during any social situation in order to control her.

Yo slim, cuff yo chick before she gets knocked out by that white girl over there.

by biggestD7 January 5, 2011

chicks before dicks

a cute play on "bros before hos" but considering girls are all pretty shitty friends to each other with fake responses and perpetual shittalking, the phrase is useless.

Beth: Hey Sara, dont worry, Todd is such a serious jerk, you deserve so much better than him. Btw omg that dress looks so cute on you!

Sara: Aw thanks beth, that really means a lot.

Beth: Totally, girl. Chicks before dicks!

(ps Beth is fucking Todd)

by Genghis901 December 20, 2012

Fat Chick Friday

A weekly event where male apes seek out fat chicks for carnal pleasures.

Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.

Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.

Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.

Ape 1: "It's Fat Chick Friday!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"

by HungryEyesforFatChicks July 6, 2011

Chick N Hun

The most Fabulous combo of women on this planet!! Its not our fault we were born this way.. It was just by the grace of Mr.Marshall that we came together and now rule the roost!!

The Chick N Hun are SO fabulous that they piss glitter!!

by LVzy October 8, 2011

Kool Aid Chicks

Females who dye their hair crazy colors and have a lot of tattoos.

"There were a bunch of kool aid chicks at the NOFX show last night bro."

by Bungholeo July 6, 2015

Chick-fil-hey

When you drop yo chick-fil-a you do a Chick-fil-hey

John ordered Chick-fil-a and dropped it so he said "Heyyyyyy!"

Heather just chick-fil-hey in the lounge downstairs

by Josh_W474 July 15, 2019

Chick-fil-laid

n. (past tense) When you manage to hook up with that cute chick behind the counter of the fastest, most delicious chicken restaurant chain in the southeast. It was her pleasure.

“Dude, I just stopped for a chicken sandwich before work, and I ended up getting Chick-fil-laid!”

by Delta_Whiskey May 1, 2019