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gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus
Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!
by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024
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Fanum Tax

A action (or word) use to describe taking food from a person which was based of Kai cenats friend, fanum, who takes his food with every chance he gets
ooh this food looks good

You know what time it is

I swear to god if you fanum tax my food I will kill you
by therobloxfilterisass December 28, 2023
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fanum tax

usually used when taking something away from someone, usually food
older brother: aight i'm fanum taxing ur burger
*grabs burger*

person 1: where's your nike hoodie gone?

person 2: idk, my sister fanum taxed it so its hers now ig
by grahgrahboom123 April 15, 2024
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arrogance tax

When your professor lowers your grade on a term paper just because you're a cocky bastard.
William worked his ass of to get a 99.5 percent on his paper. His professor took a .5 point arrogance tax.
by The Real GY May 16, 2014
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Tesco tax

The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.
"I paid £1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."

"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."

"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."
by tescotax April 8, 2023
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Gig tax

When you are expecting a spicific amount of space on a hard drive and after formating and " Proprietary" os, you are left with way less.
"Wow I just baught a new phone and the gig tax was insane! "
by Mysticscrub March 17, 2023
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Tax

The one thing people hate to pay because they think that taxation is theft, but then use a shitload of services provided by those taxes they paid, such as roads, public school and libraries (And in the case of most non-US developped countries, public hospitals too).

The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
Person 1: I refuse to pay taxes!
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
by Sabin Figaro April 30, 2018
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