gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)

Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024

Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.

That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024

Ethnic Tax

An ethnic tax is the additional degree of attractiveness a non-white individual in a predominantly white society may feel they must possess to be perceived as equally attractive as their white peers.

Despite being conventionally attractive, the actress felt she had to overcome an ethnic tax in Hollywood to be considered for leading roles.

by Nenticul May 21, 2024

Fanum tax

A form of queer lingo used to signal other gays and furries that you’re looking for a a mate.

- i fanum taxed your rizz in ohio
- gay

by legoduplo82 August 2, 2024

Gig tax

When you are expecting a spicific amount of space on a hard drive and after formating and " Proprietary" os, you are left with way less.

"Wow I just baught a new phone and the gig tax was insane! "

by Mysticscrub March 17, 2023

Fanum Tax

'Fanum Tax' is something that regularly happens on Kai's streams anytime food is involved, and has since picked up in popularity — garnering a jaw-dropping 321 million views on TikTok as of 2023. The term 'Fanum Tax' is used anytime someone wants to 'yoink' your food.

Ay blud can I fanum tax you?

Hell no.

(takes anyway)

by speedyadventure October 19, 2023

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016