Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
by RicardoSilva7631 January 06, 2018
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Team Turn Up

A group of 6 guys from New Jersey who hosted some of the greatest parties on the east coast. One of the members of the group was the Legend of the 201, Hub Masta Flex.
Did you hear that Team Turn Up is throwing a banger this weekend?
by City Street Emperor July 24, 2018
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An adult animated television series produced by Atomic Cartoons and airs on PBS. The series follows the adventures of the brothers Click and Clack from their auto repair shop, Car Talk Plaza.
Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns is the worst PBS show ever.
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022
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Turn Signal

A set of lights on a vehicle that, when activated by the driver, flash in pairs in the direction of a turn.
Dumbass 1: is that where we're supposed to turn?"
Dumbass 2: "Yes! Put your turn signal on!"
Dumbass 1: "why would I ever do that???"
Dumbass 2: " so people behind us know that we're going to be making a turn!!!'
by Shantyisablackcat January 04, 2025
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turn signals

slang for when a rat or narc starting pointing at others or turns on them as if they were pivoting around in a circle and pointing...
That rat ass bank employeecrolled on 5 or 6 homies, straight had the turn signals going.
by Richard Cranium Sr. January 07, 2021
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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by October 17, 2021
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