to wash your mouth with lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.

mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma November 01, 2014

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Flannel Wash

An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.

Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.

by BadBoyFlannelMan November 26, 2024

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Alabamian Washing Machine

When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.

GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"

by Capital_K December 11, 2024

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face wash

When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.

After you left the bar that crazy guy face washed himself

by meemeemoemoemoe July 10, 2023

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turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now

"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"

by L Pea-lunk November 29, 2009

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