Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 20, 2022
A phrase that you would use to defend a stranger that’s getting talked shit to by two or more people, the phrase would make sense if the trash talkers were talking shit to a unproblematic person and due to something that literally doesn’t affect them or anybody else.
Person 1: yoo why are you wearing those clothes
Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly
Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA
Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?
Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly
Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA
Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?
by The slang teacher May 27, 2022
A phrase used to describe instances of failure in a person(s). The term was originally coined when many football players were not being accepted into the NFL due to not meeting proper requirements.
Mike: “dude I can’t hang out today, I’m grounded for failing my math class”
Jeremy: “Dammit Mike, This is why we don’t make it to the NFL”
Jeremy: “Dammit Mike, This is why we don’t make it to the NFL”
by Jeremistro July 16, 2019
A phrase mostly said by a good friend of mine that has a crush on someone who’s code name is “cloud”
by carranza6520 May 03, 2022
like i said, suck a dick why are u reading this?
by LoganFuckingSucks August 19, 2020
Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
1. A tribute to the First Memer, supposedly a lady living circa 1902, who remains anonymous but came to fame writing completely unintelligible phrases (which would eventually become 'memes'), signing them 'She Why At Sign.' As every meme was signed thusly, today the signature of the First Memer is repeated at the end of conversations by fellow memers in her honor.
2. The phonetic pronunciation of 'cy@', which is an alternate spelling of 'cya,' which is the common abbreviation for 'see ya,' which is slang for 'see you.' Similar to 'hee hee ecks dee' and 'kay why dollar sign.'
2. The phonetic pronunciation of 'cy@', which is an alternate spelling of 'cya,' which is the common abbreviation for 'see ya,' which is slang for 'see you.' Similar to 'hee hee ecks dee' and 'kay why dollar sign.'
Definition 1
Person 1: I think I need to go now. Dinner time.
Person 2: She Why At Sign
Person 1: Kay Why Dollar Sign
Person 2: Hee Hee Ecks Dee
Person 1: SHEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYY AT SIIIIIIIIIGGGGNN
Definition 2
Person 1: All right, I think I need to get to bed it's getting late.
Person 2: She Why At Sign
Person 1: ?
Person 2: ^-^
Person 1: I think I need to go now. Dinner time.
Person 2: She Why At Sign
Person 1: Kay Why Dollar Sign
Person 2: Hee Hee Ecks Dee
Person 1: SHEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYY AT SIIIIIIIIIGGGGNN
Definition 2
Person 1: All right, I think I need to get to bed it's getting late.
Person 2: She Why At Sign
Person 1: ?
Person 2: ^-^
by Chifleaf May 30, 2017