A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.
by BuffaloWingLover14 February 05, 2017
When you’re working out with a mask on and breathing hard so that you’re sucking your mask in & out as you breathe.
I don’t mind wearing a mask, but I know I need to work out more with all the sucking mask I do during cardio!
by Brooklyn Byrnes April 22, 2021
Going down on your man even though he's already bust a nut just because you're still horny and want to have more fun.
by Charles Strong August 07, 2020
The act of sucking body parts of yourself - commonly shoulders, arms, legs and penile/vag areas, to give yourself a hickey. People may do so to fake being in a relationship or, more sadly, to give themselves a sense of love.
Adam: How did you get that hickey there on your cock? You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.
Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?
Alec: Sad Sucking bros!
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.
Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?
Alec: Sad Sucking bros!
by SeeMeLater September 25, 2022
When you and ur “CrewMate” are in “MedBay” and u and her or he are having a SUSSY sucking festival but both of u r the only ones who “bought” tickets
by Α January 20, 2022
Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.
Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!
by 4xchamp November 18, 2019