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Shrek is god he is
by Shrekislovenowheisgod November 28, 2022
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The Shrek Commandments:
I ~ Thou shalt order extra onions. I I ~ Thou shalt be a Ogre/Ogress for eternity. I I I ~ Thou shalt not disrespect holiness’s Swamp. I V ~ Thou shalt not ask the Almighty Shrek to "do the roar". V ~ Thou shalt not praise Farquads, Wreck-it Ralphs, or Fairy God Mothers. V I ~ Thou shalt not say that Pixar is better than Dream works ~ Thou shalt not speak Thy Lord's name in vain. V I I~ Thou shalt not disrespect Fiona or the Children of Shrek. X ~ Thou shalt accept the Almighty Shrek as The Lord & Savior. XI ~ Thou shalt not be mad n' jelly bro.
The Shrek Commandments:
I ~ Thou shalt order extra onions. I I ~ Thou shalt be a Ogre/Ogress for eternity. I I I ~ Thou shalt not disrespect holiness’s Swamp. I V ~ Thou shalt not ask the Almighty Shrek to "do the roar". V ~ Thou shalt not praise Farquads, Wreck-it Ralphs, or Fairy God Mothers. V I ~ Thou shalt not say that Pixar is better than Dream works ~ Thou shalt not speak Thy Lord's name in vain. V I I~ Thou shalt not disrespect Fiona or the Children of Shrek. X ~ Thou shalt accept the Almighty Shrek as The Lord & Savior. XI ~ Thou shalt not be mad n' jelly bro.
Shrek. Our life, lord and savior. Mayest though be willing to join us to find onions and enlightenment? Thy Shrek of Shekington, please, forgive me for my past sins, such as uttering the words "do the roar", disrespecting holiness's Swamp, etc., I greatly grieve those disgusting decisions, and I hope that thou's kindness shall extend to a poor one such as I. 100/10 religion i pray that you shall forgive me, and i thank thee for being thy's lord
by RuiTheEnby November 29, 2022
Get the Shrek mug.Shrekitus is a rare disease, its when your hands turn green. Once you wake up the next morning you will turn completely green.
Some symptoms are coughing, and hunger. You will first be in denial. Shrekitus is a one in a bajilion chance, and can only be cured if you trade your blood with a healthy person.
Some symptoms are coughing, and hunger. You will first be in denial. Shrekitus is a one in a bajilion chance, and can only be cured if you trade your blood with a healthy person.
Why am i turning green?
Do I have...shrekitus?
Do I have...shrekitus?
by shrekistus March 29, 2023
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The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.
We will love you forever Shrek.
We will love you forever Shrek.
by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023
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