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by Honest Definitions)) September 19, 2017
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Sacketted

A term used by players in the game “Microgolf Masters”.
It is used to describe a scenario in which the game is seemingly working against you to make you lose.
Friend 1: “Man, I thought that tiebreaker was 56%?!”

Friend 2: “It definitely is, you got sacketted there mate”
by JackB2912 October 8, 2018
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Pudd Sack

fat sack below a fat womens belly
I want to kick Val in her Pudd sack!
by Daisy Dave December 20, 2008
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sag sack

When a man's scrotum is sagging excessively.
I woke up this morning and I had major sag sack.
by flyonwings August 10, 2009
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Cuzzle-sack

Verb: (to cuzzle-sack) the act of placing your arm around someone, hopefully one of some relation to you, just to distract them from the fact that you are going for a sneak touch of their danger zone

Adjective: (cuzzle-sacker) 1. Someone who is overly flirtatious or promiscuous, 2. a person whose level of douche has reached maximum, 3. A sleazy-looking individual

Noun: (cuzzie) 1. Someone who partakes in excessive amounts of cuzzle-sacking, refer to the above

Noun: (cuzzfest) 1. A group of individuals who look like they have a penchant for cuzzle-sacking, 2. A suspicious group of individuals who look too close to be just "good friends", 3. A sketchy party in which hooking up is the main objective

Noun: (cuzzle) A discreet word for the natural state of a woman's privates.
Verb:
"So what happened on your movie date last night?"
"He totally took me to a tear-jerker so that he could cuzzle-sack me for half of the movie."

Adjective:
"Wow, that faux-hawk couldn't make you look like any more of a cuzzle-sacker right now."

Noun:
1. "He did it like 4 times in a row, with 4 different girls, he's most definitley king cuzzie."
2. "How was the party?" "All they had to drink was Triple Sec and there was thongs all over the floor...so basically it was a total cuzzfest."
3. "Are you going to get a bikini wax?" "You know, I'm thinking about letting my cuzzle, just be."
by N and M February 25, 2011
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Gold-sacking

The whimsical toss Indiana Jones does with a sack of gold. This can be pplied to anything, including boobs, with the infamous "boobsack" or with testicles, making the "nutsack"
Amie: Why the hell did you do that!
Tim: Boob-sacking is awesome. It's like Gold-sacking but with boobs.
by jaloopay1 July 17, 2011
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Two Sacker

A female having an appearance of such hideous nature that not one, but two sacks are required to facilitate consensual intercourse between the female and a second party. The sacks are referred to formally as the principal and secondary sacks. The principal sack is placed over the head of the aforementioned female and serves as precautionary measure in the prevention of unnecessary visual exposure by the second party. Such visual exposures have previously been observed to cause severe gastric disturbances resulting in projectile fluid discharge--not to be confused with sexual lubricants (unsuitable viscosity). The secondary sack, more commonly known as the "safety net" is placed over the second parties head as a means of N+1 redundancy. Thus, should the principle sack fail (i.e., become banged off), the secondary sack shall become the primary means of visual protection. It should be well noted that neither sack is intended nor capable of preventing pregnancy or STDs.
Sam: Dude, I accidentally banged the principle sack straight off this two sacker the other day.

Nick: Holy shit. Dude you gotta be more careful.

Sam: Yea man, good thing I had my secondary sack stapled to my forehead.

Nick: Thank god for the N+1 rule.
by threeleggeddog July 13, 2012
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