Alpha Simp

A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.

Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.

by Professor Potato May 1, 2020

Simp-ophile

Someone who simps over younger people typically 3 or more years younger than them

"Jake is such a simp-ophile he likes younger girls, especially that girl named kenzie?"

"but isn't she 3 years younger than him"
"yes"

by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020

Polygamist Simp

One who simps, not for one female, but for many. A man may have a couple females that he has relations with and the one that he is currently with he will actively simp for. On the other hand, he will simp for any woman he sees and has no number 1.

This man is a Polygamist Simp in the flesh. Absolutely, immaculate performance of being a Polygamist Simp.

by yessirsimp October 1, 2020

Simp boi

Karim.

Karim est un simp boi.

by JoPepperJo April 11, 2020

Simp Queen

A woman who infiltrates a male dominated space and panders to men, typically for financial gain.

TIf you're a female gamer looking for a come up, you should know that the gaming community has become over saturated with Simp Queens like Belle Delphine, looking to make profit. However, the manosphere is an untapped gold mine of simps.

by SimpDomain January 19, 2021

Simp police

(1) A person who acts like the police to arrest simps. (2) A simp who is afraid that another simp will simp for the person they simp for so they "arrest" them.

"Man he acts like hes the Simp police or something."

by names-epicc June 6, 2021

Simp Tuesday

Thus Day has been deemed the only day acceptable for simping. You may only simp on this day or you will be hung by your foreskin. Simping begin at 12 am.

Wyatt is a simp. Simp Tuesday is Wyatts favorite day

by DirtyDeimund April 20, 2020