Sitting Shower

An action in which your legs are simply too tired, yet you don’t want to take a bath. Instead you just turn the shower and sit down with all your items circled around you so you don’t have to stand

“Hey Colette you gonna take a bath”?
“Nah I’ll just take a Sitting Shower”.

by 707 lololol June 18, 2019

Shower Raptor

When you give a man head but don’t swallow yet, wait for him to get in the shower and spit his load on his back while making raptor sounds.

If he responds with “Clever Girl” it’s the equivalent to a marriage proposal - marry that man immediately.

“Things are getting pretty serious, I think I’m going to Shower Raptor him this weekend”

by LadyPuddles94 May 8, 2019

Slut Shower

When you are in a rush so you wash your various body parts while hunched over a sink

Gotta run, guess I'll take a slut shower

by KiT May 16, 2019

Shower Water

Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.

-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!

by Heating Shower Water... October 7, 2019

shower buddy

Someone you text when you’re taking a shower

“Hurry up shower buddy I’m taking a shower”

by Loser1010 May 17, 2018

water shower

This is when a person, male or female, gives you a saliva shower in order to boost your cleanliness.

Man, I want a water shower from bob right now, wonder if he is hydrated enough to give one right now.

by SteveTHEEpineapple May 2, 2018

Hooker's Shower

When one only washes thier: asshole, crotch, armpits, and teeth.

Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.

by Tremb1es April 7, 2020