Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Shart Residue

The wetness left over after you shit your pants that sticks to your underwear or between your buttcheeks

Kaden had some shart residue left after that juicy fart he let go.

by itsmells September 8, 2016

sartoriuse

a mess he not a nice guy and can be rude to people

wow sartoriuse is a mess

by BADGURLVIBES:) December 10, 2016

Sartnoon

Another word for afternoon, used widely by people from Nuneaton, Warwickshire

ayup yorra fancy a round of golf sartnoon

by Lee Supershaw February 7, 2017

Scart

When you are so scared you shit yourself (essentially a scare + shart = scart)

Dude I went to Field and Screams the other day, it was so scary I scarted

by Whenunut February 12, 2017

saart

Slang / gham word for sperm

That brah did saart in her mouth

by BeccaWynne69 March 29, 2017

sartar

A king or leader

"you know sartar is well fexed at the moment"

by Aurora Corner April 2, 2017