sleep bouncing

Maybe the BEST feeling in the world excluding sex or drugs. Sleep bouncing is when you're laying on your bed/couch/floor/bitch, half asleep and half awake. Whatever you hear/see in your surroundings during the time you are laying down becomes incorporated in your dreams. The downside is that you only sleep bounce for 5-20 minutes and wake up abruptly, then crash.

damn, i just went through a sleep bouncing experience and i thought i had a million bucks on me. turns out i just left the tv on and who wants to be a millionaire was on. fuck.

by mac-miller-the-greatest May 24, 2011

Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.

"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"

by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011

Sleepy Bull

When you start to fall asleep sitting upright and your head starts to fall to your shoulder and you snap back upright and act like nothing happened.

She threw her neck out while doing the sleepy bull.

by Biggie Turanowicz July 31, 2012

Sleepyhornia

when you are sleepy and horny at the same damn time

Sam, I'm having a bad case of sleepyhornia.

by Ant luvs Sam October 1, 2012

sleepy row

Sleepy row is the capital of Bodeg, located at the top of Mtn. Pant 82. It is a nocturnal place where hard workers go to rest, relax and buy things on eBay. Its vegetation only consists of a non-fruit bearing plant normally referred to as, Pissy trees. The wildlife native to this area has been reported to consist of fox's, small rodents and Kurtybears.

Buddy1: Eff the rack-ins, i'm heading to Bodeg!

Buddy2: See ya at sleepy row Buddy!

by Dick Hugs November 16, 2012

Sleep Lapnea

Sleep lapnea is a sleep disorder characterized by pauses in breathing or instances of very low breathing during sleep while receiving a lap dance.

Steven passes out during a lap dance and the Roxy the stripper gives him a weird look.
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"

by Bane78 May 30, 2013

sleep noms

The feeling of having such a good sleep so you compare it to eating great food (noms).

George: Guess what
Kenzie: What?
George: I just had some sleep noms
Kenzie: That sounds gay man
George: Yeah I know :(

by mynamemightbegeorgebutitisnt September 7, 2013