Rusty Beholder

When you're a player in the streets and a Dungeon master in the sheets. Your horny bard of a partner rolls a 1 for initiative. You choose to put a boon on playing their clam fiddle, they must first go on a quest to find your Rusty Beholder, a creature only summoned by speaking in tongues at the entrance to your Dingy Dungeon.

(In non-nerd, Analingus)

Wench, if you want me to play thy clam fiddle, you best get into the valley and find the Rusty Beholder first!

by DirtyDruid December 3, 2022

Rusty Navel

Filling a belly button with the correct size and viscosity of feces with the perfect Dairy Queen curl on top.

Hey Stanley, did you see I just put a Rusty Navel on that chick!

by DJ Boots November 16, 2022

rusty passport

When you do a line of coke off of a strippers ass in a foreign country.

Becky was wondering when Fahad was going to perform the rusty passport after their initial meeting in Amsterdam.

by thefanciestboop March 10, 2017

Rusty hummer

When a person eats your ass, then gives you a blowjob.

Stan's dick smelled because he got a rusty hummer.

by IvanHoff April 21, 2023

Rusty lizard

Sceloporus olivaceus. a species of phrynosomatid lizard native to the south central United States

The rusty lizard, is a species of phrynosomatid lizard native to the south central United States.

by TheRustedLizard August 28, 2018

A Rusty Bowers

Named after lifelong republican Rusty Bowers who testified during the January 6th Congressional hearings...

When you are censured by your own political party after brief but poignant moment of conscientiousness.

"Any republican who speaks out against Trump can expect a Rusty Bowers."

by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience July 20, 2022

Dirty Rusty

The dirty rusty is to simultaneously suck dick while you cook

*smacks ass* hey babe bacon smells good let's pull a dirty rusty

by Izzbirddog February 19, 2021