retade

retard

shut up you retade

by AJ July 15, 2003

read a dictionary

A word used as an excuse of not having a come back, comes from the founder Chris Neal.

e.g. " your a tramp" you say "read a dictionary!"

by Chris Neal June 6, 2009

Reva

A pussy ass hoe

Omzi ur such a reva

by Alshoot April 22, 2020

read a book

Sleeping. This is derived from the groggy state one is in while reading a book, which sometimes sounds like they are sleeping when they answer the phone.

*Lance calls Seth*
Seth: ...hello
Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?!
Seth: ...yep
Lance: Go back to sleep.

by s1337 September 19, 2009

Whoever's reading this

fuck you

Whoever's reading this is a massive bellend and they eat fucking scrotums

by Small dick Matt October 30, 2019

Shovel-ready

Of dubious accuracy or authenticity; bullshit.

Janet: I asked Sam why he couldn't come with me to visit my mother this weekend, and he gave me some shovel-ready excuse.

by Ibiwisi February 10, 2009

read for filth

Calling someone a liar.

Damn, she keeps reading him for filth!

He was full of it, I read him for filth.

Read for filth.

by wessort September 23, 2016