a person who is adorable and physically sexy, but mentally retarded, they can get anyone they want, but can't carry on an intellectually stimulating conversation to save their life.
Boy 1: Dayumm Veronica is hot, she's got a hot ass.
Boy 2: Hell yeah, but dude she's a retarded puppy, I heard she once mispelled her name.
Boy 1: ... well that will make the sex easy! ;)
Boy 2: Hell yeah, but dude she's a retarded puppy, I heard she once mispelled her name.
Boy 1: ... well that will make the sex easy! ;)
by SmallKittensDie December 4, 2009
Get the Retarded Puppymug. a disorder, typically affecting women, that causes extreme stupidity or loss of personality following the gestation and birth of a child. Symptoms can include obsessing about the baby, giving of outrageously crazy names, treating the childless as second-class citizens, and seeing their demonic heathens as little angels and refusing to listen to reason.
That woman with the postpartum retardation parked her triple-wide stroller DIRECTLY in front of the entrance to the womens' bathroom and gave the death glare to anyone who asked her to move it.
by Amorous Raccoon October 29, 2010
Get the postpartum retardationmug. Joe: "breaks something of casey's toy"
Casey: What the fuck is wrong with you, you mentally sick, fucked up fucking retard
Casey: What the fuck is wrong with you, you mentally sick, fucked up fucking retard
by Cunt_controller October 21, 2010
Get the Fucking Retardmug. having a baby at age 40 or older. Babies born to women who are 40 or older have a much higher risk of being born with developmental or cognitive disabilities, like Down's syndrome, mental retardation, and autism. Thus, anyone who has a baby over 40 is gambling with their baby's health -- hence, "roulette."
"Kelly Preston is having a baby at age 47? She's playing retard roulette with that pregnancy."
Sarah Palin's son, Trig, has Down's syndrome and was born when Sarah was 44.
Sarah Palin's son, Trig, has Down's syndrome and was born when Sarah was 44.
by Liz Lime December 24, 2010
Get the retard roulettemug. by katy j becum March 22, 2017
Get the retarded duckmug. by mega ratard September 1, 2019
Get the fucking retardmug. A term used to describe those who are physically crippled, or otherwise deformed in some aspect of their body.
"I heard James got hit by a car and has to be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life." "Yeah he's been physically retarded for about three months now"
by pickled rick January 7, 2021
Get the Physically Retardedmug.