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snail racing

You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.

best done on a carpet.
person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day
by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019
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jerk race

When you and a friend sit in a room watching porn and jerking off to see who cums first
Me and my friend had a insane jerk race last night
by Poprock56 May 11, 2017
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Race the tab

A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.

The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.

This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).

There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!

2:

Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
by danasp_42 January 9, 2021
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race feeding

Verb. The act of setting up one race, causing in racial discourse or an online race war
"Did you see that post with the asian being anti-black?"

"Don't pay any attention to race feeding, they're just looking for attention and to watch poc tear eachother down"
by medditeraneanbaddie November 4, 2021
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Generational Relay Race Fail

When previous generation member/s either deliberately or through inaction, deprives an upcoming generation of a family's birthright to its rightful inheritance of property and/or assets. The inheritance is the baton which had not been handed over to the next generation, in the Relay Race.
I could have owned money, property or a business but my parent/s decided. they couldn't be bothered signing some legal dcuments, and left my inheritance in limbo for someone else to grab. Man, what a Generational Relay Race Fail.
by MauCougar September 20, 2023
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The race

A song popularized by rapper tay-k while he was on the run from the cops, rappers today can be heard in their songs sometimes talking about how they did the race, this means like tay-k, they are on the run.
Lyrics from “The Race”

Fuck a beat I was tryna beat a case
But I ain’t beat that case bitch I did the race
by Twan712 October 5, 2021
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Race Capped

A term used when a person does something and is not part of that stereotype.
White Guy: I'm playing Flute

Asian Guy: Even though you're race capped?
by InnerKing May 25, 2023
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