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jerk race

When you and a friend sit in a room watching porn and jerking off to see who cums first
Me and my friend had a insane jerk race last night
by Poprock56 May 11, 2017
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love race

Where you live within in someone never ends.
My love for you races all the time. I call that love race.
by Delovewomen September 30, 2018
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koen racing

bruh its obvious its the best f1, le mans, rally team out there
yo u heard of that new driver

na whats his name

joe nuts hes in koen racing
by Fat_LordGaben_1Hz_Monitor November 22, 2020
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The Race

When a group of 3 or more friends see who can ejaculate the fastest. Typically done at over a Discord call or sleepover, each person goes in a different room and starts jerking off. Once the first person ejaculates, they go to the main room and wait for everyone else. The last person to finish will usually face some sort of punishment.
I was doing the race last night with some friends and I got a 30 second win.
by malwareduck February 11, 2022
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Race the tab

A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.

The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.

This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).

There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!

2:

Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
by danasp_42 January 9, 2021
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Mixed Race Couples

The 2021 UK Census recorded that 2.7% of the UK population identified as being in a mixed race relationship. Further recent surveys have suggested that interracial couples make up 7% of relationships in England and Wales. However conversely, in "TV land" or more accurately television advertisements, 90% of the couples appearing in adverts appear to be in mixed race relationships.
I don't know what's going on, but I think there's something wrong with my new TV, every advert has mixed race couples in it. I tried adjusting the horizontal and vertical hold, but that didn't make any difference! So I phoned Curry's to complain, they said "not us, mate, you want the Advertising Standards Authority".
by Wasitpolad October 14, 2024
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Race to Sub40

In the late stage of the end of a corrupt two party system of government, the situation where a candidate needs to tank the country and their approval ratings below 40% very soon after being elected by doing obviously unpopular and stupid things, to ensure that people whiplash to the other party for the next round of elections, thereby attempting to ensure the existence of the corrupt two party system for as long as possible.
The Race to Sub40 situation we're currently in is unsustainable. It's only a matter of time before enough people realize it and new parties emerge to end this insanity and stupidity.
by Publius0987 December 10, 2025
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