A: "Hey, man, can I hit that?"
B: "Sorry, I would let you but she gave me a ranch kiss this morning."
A: "Ew?"
B: "Sorry, I would let you but she gave me a ranch kiss this morning."
A: "Ew?"
by Definitely Not Alex May 6, 2025
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A type of person who eats with his palms, goons a lot, and is a certified mouth breather. They say slurs like their giving out candy on halloween, but now refrain from it because they want to go to college. A ranchie is also a little loose in the head and somehow has every OF girl memorized
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A sexual move where one person lays on their stomach with ranch dressing in their ass, the other partner slurps the ranch out.
Zack tried Ranch Water for the first time, after douching for three hours, the water still wasn't running clear.
by Ranchwatercutie November 21, 2025
Get the Ranch Water mug.A certain sexual affinity to ranch and all its herbs, blends, and creams. One person who identifies as 'ranchsexual' could find pleasure in shoving quantities of the substance inside their intimate cavities.
One who partakes in the sexual interaction of the condiment ranch, and is celibate to all other condiments.
One who partakes in the sexual interaction of the condiment ranch, and is celibate to all other condiments.
Person 1: Boy, I sure do love ranch! It makes me feel just as creamy as it is.
Person 2: Wow thats great! Have you ever considered becoming ranchsexual?
Person 1: Baby, I've been ranchsexual since the day I was born, don't play!
Person 2: Wow thats great! Have you ever considered becoming ranchsexual?
Person 1: Baby, I've been ranchsexual since the day I was born, don't play!
by fuckitimgoingtohell November 25, 2025
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